So my entire fraternity decided to go on this spelunking expedition, and what do you know the cave collapses, and we get stuck for over a month! We even ate Thad! Whoops! Thank god for starvation, otherwise we NEVER would've been able to squeeze through all those tight cracks! Hah hah hah! I feel like getting some double Ds up in this hizzouse... DUNKIN' DONUTS, that is! Ah hah hah hah! Okay, outties yo!